i couldn't help but smile at the news last night.
here in san diego, 3 guys are being chased by the police while driving their stolen car.
the fog gets quite thick, so the police stop the chase, but then realize that the car they were chasing pulled over.
"Ummm... death a fitting punishment, for stealing a car?"
My parents feel that death is a fitting punishment for a loving family guy, who has never been in trouble with the law, though doesn't believe in Jehovah, but there again they are Jehovahs Witnesses.
has anyone considered the similarity in the "tests" that abraham and solomon were involved with in the bible?
abraham was "tested" by god to see if he would sacrifice (that is kill!
) his son if told to do so.. jehovah, who could read what was in hearts and so really did not need the test in the first place, let abraham make the preparations to kill his son to see if abraham would really do it.
If you think about it the Org is still doing it today. Stealing childhoods by turning them into minature witnesses with their little suits and bookbags. There is also the WTs inability to deal properly with child abusers which wrecks kids lives.
most congregrations have members of the tate family residing in their assigned territory, and some of these are poor associates.
there is old man dictate who wants to organize everybody.
uncle rotate wants to change everything, just when things are running smoothly.
D'oh, I missed that!
Does 'repitition for emphasis' make a good enough excuse?
most congregrations have members of the tate family residing in their assigned territory, and some of these are poor associates.
there is old man dictate who wants to organize everybody.
uncle rotate wants to change everything, just when things are running smoothly.
You also forgot Brother IRRITATE who just gets on everyones nerves.
i thought google analysed the thread content to produce targeted ads.
maybe google is feeling poorly .
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Well many of the threads on this forum are very illuminating?!
i am new here and i have a special gift for you that i have been developing through heated debated with atheist/agnostics in a number of forums of this nature.
i feel i am supposed to share this special gift primarily with jehovahs witnesses for, through my prayers, i have been extremely inspired by you.. before i enter the post i would like to experiment and get to know how this forum works.
special edit: okay, i'm getting the hang of this very different format than i am used to.
Poor demented Jason is going and just as he had got the hang of the formatting thing on this site.
i am new here and i have a special gift for you that i have been developing through heated debated with atheist/agnostics in a number of forums of this nature.
i feel i am supposed to share this special gift primarily with jehovahs witnesses for, through my prayers, i have been extremely inspired by you.. before i enter the post i would like to experiment and get to know how this forum works.
special edit: okay, i'm getting the hang of this very different format than i am used to.
- "I've had two near-death experiences
Jason - why don't you go back and do it properly this time.
take this test yourself and then send it to your friends.
(send it back to the person who
finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send back to the person
I remember seeing an much older version of this test in a very early Watchtower - Rutherfords scored was 89.
mahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
he also ate very little,.
Q -Did you hear about the guy that swallowed a spoon?
A -He hasn't stirred since.
Q - Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night and wondered where the sun went?
A - It finally dawned on him?
Q - Did you hear about the horse rider, he wanted to go one way and the horse wanted to go another way?
A - The horse tossed him for it.
Q - What has one wheel and flies?
A - A wheelbarrow full of sh!t.
haven't heard but on past form we know the answer - don't we?
the wts says it looks after its own.
how convenient!
It's food and shelter for Bibles - the literature trucks cannot get into the mountainous regions - so no food and shelter aid from the WT.
